tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post5486206788846577605..comments2023-09-08T04:48:17.635-05:00Comments on The Fire Inside: Endurance Poop 101Afternoon Tea With Orangeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06110512429191665007noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-22617848898906151972008-10-09T13:54:00.000-05:002008-10-09T13:54:00.000-05:00This post falls under the so-funny-I-almost-pooped...This post falls under the so-funny-I-almost-pooped-my-pants category.Marathon Maritzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00617226310522206108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-72602249677771655792008-09-26T18:51:00.000-05:002008-09-26T18:51:00.000-05:00Rip me a new one poop-Sneaks up on you when water ...Rip me a new one poop-Sneaks up on you when water and fiber is neglected for a couple days. The hardened mass moves slowly and quietly down the road. When it wants out down the narrow tube,a huge "log jam" happens. Panic,pain. Grown men scream"oh mommy it hurts so bad".We then hear mommy say"push,push".Relief. We plunge the john and forget it ever happenedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-46988454120614898452008-09-24T15:56:00.000-05:002008-09-24T15:56:00.000-05:00LOL!!! Nothing is sacred!!!LOL!!! Nothing is sacred!!!Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15994066722757186377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-73670814343966853892008-09-19T02:33:00.000-05:002008-09-19T02:33:00.000-05:00... and I used to so enjoy reading your blog ...... and I used to so enjoy reading your blog ...Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00202818045317914280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-16028315140696872332008-09-18T14:01:00.000-05:002008-09-18T14:01:00.000-05:00How about poop in peace?It's when you keep getting...How about poop in peace?<BR/>It's when you keep getting bothered by someone wanting to use the bathroom while you are having your pre-race dump-fest on race morning and you finally yell, "can I just go poop in peace with no one bothering me"?Papa Louiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02063282125373869332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-10066750688992365542008-09-18T11:54:00.000-05:002008-09-18T11:54:00.000-05:00This post was hilarious! Thanks, but I don't even...This post was hilarious! Thanks, but I don't even want to know where you found that image, or what else you had to sift through when you were Googling it.Ianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15875001377964050508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-33743049299481295412008-09-18T11:53:00.000-05:002008-09-18T11:53:00.000-05:00Never, ever, never trust a fart on a long run, rul...Never, ever, never trust a fart on a long run, rules to live by #2 AND always carry one, prewrapped moist towelette...it can serve oh, so many purposes, clean wound, clean your face, clean your arse!Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15398496906384738920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-7910538379305814982008-09-18T09:09:00.000-05:002008-09-18T09:09:00.000-05:00funny stuff.what about the: Oh no poop, where you ...funny stuff.<BR/>what about the: Oh no poop, where you realize you don't have any paper and you aren't going to make it back to a suitable poop site and you have to make do with whatever is available. shirt or sock?Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14796296042415354673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-11397097056237787992008-09-18T08:11:00.000-05:002008-09-18T08:11:00.000-05:00I like the "Holy Poop" - where you thank God and a...I like the "Holy Poop" - where you thank God and all the Angels that you actually made it to the bowl without messing yourself. <BR/><BR/>I don't know...sort of envision another trip to the tomb for this post...I am, after all, eating breakfast...Bigunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05101189927170393085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-1892642996321389442008-09-18T07:43:00.000-05:002008-09-18T07:43:00.000-05:00So wrong but all so familar!So wrong but all so familar!Janet Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06547444983215352185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-54686840897445873962008-09-17T19:35:00.000-05:002008-09-17T19:35:00.000-05:00What about the sushi mushi poop? It was pretty bru...What about the sushi mushi poop? It was pretty brutal if I remember correctly!!! lolHolly Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745241268502826533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-72254782556471934342008-09-17T19:10:00.000-05:002008-09-17T19:10:00.000-05:00Right on the verge of sickness last night and the ...Right on the verge of sickness last night and the night before. I don't know what is wrong with me...but the "false alarm" poop. The FA poop is where you go once after breakfast, head out the door for the Garmin to pick up a signal and RUN inside before it's too late...and then low and behold...holding your breath in the first mile because you gotta go again. And this just sets the tone for the rest of day. You spend most of the day within sprint distance of the toilet...for fear you'll go in your pants. Yep. I am also an expert on Endurance Poop 101. <BR/><BR/>Maybe you and I can write a book about it...or maybe a podcast. Ha. (I'm only agreeing to it if we have fake names.)<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the incredible belly laughs tonight. I needed them!Jill Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17776498439105373842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-39880549495714829372008-09-17T17:01:00.000-05:002008-09-17T17:01:00.000-05:00well of course I normally come to your blog for a ...well of course I normally come to your blog for a little inspiration right before I take off and run. Apparently today it inspired my GI tract because half way through the run I got that "uh oh" feeling. I sorta let a little fart go...and it seemed a little squishy. I ended up turning around and fartleking home. I looked at the woods a few times..but decided now is not the time for poison ivy on my butt. I made it home luckily..and there were no messes to clean up thank god. But how funny...right after I read your post..that happened to me.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04168151944437250006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-78041847111582915482008-09-17T14:54:00.000-05:002008-09-17T14:54:00.000-05:00Yes, I hope to be at "LOL" & let'...Yes, I hope to be at "LOL" & let's hope I can finish 30 miles in the time it takes you two to do 100. :)Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985720668734704976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-49557580750107825242008-09-17T13:37:00.000-05:002008-09-17T13:37:00.000-05:00I had a problem with TNT poop once this spring. I ...I had a problem with TNT poop once this spring. I now refer to this area of the trail as Sh** corner. I got home and my wife said "You did what?" Hey it was either (a)The side of the trail or (b)in my pants. I chose A. I know carry some tissue when I run. Lesson learned!Spandex Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16565114339703433136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-46594675911376471172008-09-17T12:29:00.000-05:002008-09-17T12:29:00.000-05:00sounds like we have an expert on the brown stuff.sounds like we have an expert on the brown stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19820661.post-47507189421126309932008-09-17T11:32:00.000-05:002008-09-17T11:32:00.000-05:00Running Interval Poop - Could also be known as the...Running Interval Poop - Could also be known as the runs, squirts, trots, raspberries etc. This poop(s) runs the intervals, not you. This poop occurs at regular (or irregular) intervals throughout the day. You have to plan your race/workday around never being more than a fartlek away from a toilet.Bensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12589549450495962640noreply@blogger.com